This story starts in a place of pure discontent, Shore Memorial Hospital, the week before Memorial Day. And also the weekend of Memorial Day. And also the week following Memorial Day. Wait, let me correct myself: Shore Memorial Hellhole. Apart from one incredibly patient (no pun intended) and extremely compassionate nurse named Jane, my experience at this hospital has been much of a nightmare. But let me put things in order for you, REVERSE ORDER, the way my life tends to operate (again, no pun)!
